Application to dating my daughter
And be warned stereotypes: “We will make you go away.”Your thoughts?Editor’s note: We have recently found out that the “Rules for Dating My Son” were taken from the blog of April Sopczak.It will require a higher level of dedication, including a willingness to put her needs above your own, being patient with her fluctuating emotions, and undeterred faithfulness. You must also possess the necessary skills in making her laugh. The list above plays off a repeating joke: “I will make you go away.” Well, with a mother like you, that might be a relief.Don’t you realize this is the prelude to every mother-in-law joke there is?I thought it would be fun to put together an application to date my daughter. My daughter’s application might also be different, but I can only hope and pray that they overlap.
If you have difficulty knowing when this is, please consult the boss. It shouldn’t be for a long time.) If you believe sex before marriage is appropriate, you may proceed by withdrawing your application and seeking other dating opportunities.
You are responsible for meeting her expectations in the creation, planning, and implementation of the activities during the date.
All activities are to be fully funded by you, the applicant.
Means to You_________ __________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________ 4.
___________________________________________ Signature (that means sign your name) Thank you for your interest. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch your back).