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Mama dog said: your dad came from behind I do not have the chance to see his face carefully ***************** What's common between the sun and women's underwear?

a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night. ***************** Hr laal rang RED ni hota Hr murda DEAD ni hota Kaisy kahoon per ya hi sach hai Hr koi aap ki tarah MAD ni hota MAD bolay to M-Mara A-Attractive D-Dost ***************** One they Santaa's Girl friend asks him, darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Ab mazed preshani ke zrorat ni, ab a gya PAMPER chain sy sona khoob barhna ************** It takes a million compliments to build you up & one insult to send it all crashing down.

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***************** Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love! Every woman has her own unique taste and color, The problem is with men, they seem to love fruit chaat ***************** Come here. Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your TOILET! Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times.. "I stop smoking" one day I read drinking is bad "I stop drinking" one day I read making Girl friend S is bad habit " I stop reading" .... You have been voted as the "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me.. When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"...

***************** He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... ***************** Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come to an end, But people like you remain forever because ghosts never die...

************** Be smart and don't let me go, A girl like me and a love like mine don't come around every day.

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***************** The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour Don't whistle at the girl going out from here She might be ur grand mother. When ur love letter starts with "to WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

***************** Wives are incoming calls, Lovers are outgoing calls, Aunties are toll-free calls, Callgirls are Roaming calls, Neighbour girls are Missed Calls.

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