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P." Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)- "Don't call me stupid." - "Oh, right! But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Last week, I discovered the early stages of crow's feet." - "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it's marchin' across your face." - "Stop it." Steel Magnolias (1989)"Jazz!

The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. I looked 'em up." A Fish Called Wanda (1988)"Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before...

It might be a cliche and a little bit cringe, but for many of us navigating our way through the dating jungle, the way to our hearts - or at least our beds - is through our funny bone.

With many claims that laughter can improve your relationship and even your health, it’s no wonder that Tinder users are opting for witty bios to tempt potential love interests to swipe right.

" - "I'm doing a sociological study on perversion - up to advanced child molesting." - "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir?

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.

Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! " - "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." "I went to New York University, and, uhm, I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final.

" - "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. " Blazing Saddles (1974) Play clip (excerpt): - "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - "Is there someone else up there we could talk to? " National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) - "Disturbing the peace." - "Disturbin' the peace? What's the f--kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? This is bulls--t." Beverly Hills Cop (1984)"Excuse me, sir.

Because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes, they f--k too much, or f--k when it isn't appropriate... But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.

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