Software for dating
Programmer: baby, just give me 30 minutes to round up coding, I’d call you in 30 minutes. 3am, still coding, at the airport, coding, on vacation, coding. Birthday, valentine, anniversary gifts are the most difficult part of dating a programmer.
.they throw on the hoodie and think it makes their outfit completely different but it’s still just the t-shirt and Jean underneath. If you are not a patient person, you can’t date a programmer. If you are dating a programmer, you have to know how to give yourself attention, and keep yourself company ’cause 12am, they are coding!
It is designed with the KISS principle in mind, and the all source code can be read and understood in minutes.
For a better flexibility, the software uses PDO (PHP Data Objects) abstraction which allows the choice of the database.
Have you seen where Programmers are gathered, talking about programming? I have heard enough PHP and Laravel to last me for an eternity! Just make up your mind to be the side chick in the relationship because the laptop will always the be the main chick. If you are not a busy person or you dont have something doing, you can’t date a programmer ’cause if you are looking for 100% attention, you are dreaming. They get too happy and forget that you are supposed to be the source of their happiness(as it should be).6. I can’t be the only girlfriend that goes crazy about this.
Once you start dating a programmer, you are dating him and his laptop. He would spend hours debugging and once he is “inside the code”, don’t bother! I mean T-shirt and Jean is the official outfit for a programmer.